Obnoxious
Obnoxious
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Tan intensity
Light · Medium · Dark · Ultra Dark
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- Cruelty-free formula — never tested on animals.
- Paraben-free — clean ingredient list, salon-grade.
- Pro salon grade — the same products professional tan techs trust.
Obnoxious is an intensely dark bronzing tingle lotion that delivers both immediate and developing color.
An extreme bronzing blend gives instant tone and continues to deepen over the following hours, paired with a hot tingle formula that creates a strong warming sensation. Mangosteen adds antioxidants while hemp seed oil and Vitamins C and E moisturize and nourish the skin.
- Hot tingle formula creates intense reddening and warming; not for first-time tanners or sensitive skin
- Bronzing blend gives immediate color plus delayed development, and can transfer to fabric until it sets
- Mangosteen provides antioxidant support
- Hemp seed oil with Vitamins C and E moisturize and condition
- Mango Indulgence fragrance; 10 oz
Shipping
Free shipping on orders over $75.
Orders ship within 1–2 business days from our warehouse. Standard delivery: 3–5 business days. Expedited options at checkout.
Returns
30-day return window.
If it’s not your shade, send it back unopened within 30 days for a full refund. Email hello@goldencoast.com to start a return.
How to use
Exfoliate and shave 24 hours before application. Moisturize dry areas (knees, elbows, ankles). Apply in long, even strokes using a tanning mitt. Wait 6–8 hours before showering. Reapply every 5–7 days to maintain color.
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